Boy oh Boy,itz beena while since i've been
on diz men.I thought ma brains couldn't have gotten more fucked than it was,but.......hmmmmmmm!!!!!!
Anyway,i've been talkin on fellaz gettin,playin,doin
thiz n dat,but men do women fuck up at times,well most timez.Well since i have quit a numba uh women fans readin diz,i'll
take diz oppertunity to put wat i have obsevered yawl ladies have bein doin way wrong!!!!!!!!
Lets start with the most important thing.When
stroking a guy's dick don't grab it like a bus rail and start jerking it like you were milking a cow. Don't use the penis
as if it's a piece of gym equipment to strengthen the forearms. The male organ is a thing of wonder and beauty, and should
be worshipped and held tenderly at all times. The sensitive part is at the top (where your face should be), not two-thirds
of the way down.
AnOther thing is,if yawl ladies have
had an orgasm,dont just lie there likka dead person, at least make some sort of sign to inform the guy that he's done
his duty and can blow his biscuits whenever he wants.
Have you ever heard ofda radio program "wat
makes me mad"??I mean ladies,common Please Don't laugh if your creative male lover gets carried away and says things like
"Ride my hard cock you filthy cock-sucking slut" or "Yeah, swallow my man-custard bitch". Laughter at any aspect of the male
performance will not enhance it. Just be grateful you've got a guy who can speak whole sentences.
Well lemme see,wat else??Oh yeah.When a guy
is done fuckin yur brains out, you should not kiss and cuddle, he does not want you to touch him.*(i think i seak for
all guys when i say dat)*You should leave the bed or go to the opposite corner and leave him in peace. If you are a one-night
stand you should leave the premises without thieving anything or asking for a phone number.
OH men,one thing that hitz
me, izza woman that plays DEAD,uhhhhhhhh!!!!!!Sucha turn off!!I mean Don't just lie there, do something. Good sex is not a
spectator sport and it helps if both parties move around a bit. I know you expect the men to do all the hard and skillful
work. We don't mind that and we're blessed with the equipment and know-how to do it but at least put some effort into the
act to show your appreciation.
Imagine eh,for any womun
who knows me,know how much i love a hairy pussy*(not 2 hairy uh)*Don't shave all your pubic hair off.Common,i mean It makes
your pussy look like a piece of poultry past its sell-by date. At best, it looks like the snatch of a ten-year-old. If you
want to trim, go for a nice sexy racing stripe in the manner favoured by the Playboy models that your man would rather be
shagging.U feel me;)
Hey,hey,hey.i know when it cumz to fuckin,and makin a womun have orgasm after orgasm,diz
fella aint last,but i mean It's natural for a woman to beg for a good seeing to but please do not a) pretend your period has
finished or b) that it hasn't even started.I hate it when women do dat.Give it 5 dayz or so,i still be here,even if i'll have
several different pussy residues on ma dick.SO WHAT,if that bothers you ,Having said that (above), just because you're on
the blob, it doesn't mean his natural and healthy urges have gone away. Don't put sex off limits for the duration of your
period. Use this special time together to work on your oral and massage techniques
